Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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