Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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