why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
