i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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