Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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