if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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