There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i wish my penis had a tongue
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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