i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
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Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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