In the future we'll all be gay
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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