Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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