Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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