I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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