She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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