We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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