The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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