Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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