i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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