absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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