is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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