in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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