I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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