Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
it glows. i had to have it.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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