so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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