when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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