I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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