Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i wish my penis had a tongue
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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