it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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