I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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