He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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