the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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