I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Sext me about skeletons
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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