So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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