Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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