i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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