Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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