well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Randomize
