i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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