This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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