somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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