I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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