its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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