So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
