alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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