Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
They have beer where we have blood.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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