God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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