my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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