I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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