Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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