We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
they need to just BURY HIM!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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