i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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