i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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