dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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