Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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