STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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