so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Do plants get herpes?
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