I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
it glows. i had to have it.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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