he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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