And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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