i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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