Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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